Why is it that whenever people start new personal blogs they always want to start making huge life changes. I mean, I’m all for self-improvement and shit, but why is it that everyone has such lofty dreams once they create a fucking blogger account? And why doesn’t anyone ever have blogs about their real short term goals, ones about the terrible shit that they intend on doing? No one ever writes about their 5 step plan to steal another woman’s man. Or their goal to fuck with this person they dislike at their job until they quit, or at least request a transfer to another department. Or how about their strategic 1 year plot to find a man with benefits so they can get pregnant and trap him. It’s always about how they intend to lose 20 lbs, or how they want to take a trip to Cambodia so they can promote World Peace for orphan children with polio. All your intentions aren’t so noble, and I for one want to know a full person, not just the wonderful persona they want to portray to the world. I’m not saying everyone is straight up evil, but every person has temptations and desires that aren’t quite pure. Just be real son! My favorite people are the ones who are upfront about the good and the bad. What are your thoughts on it?

This right here is a picture of me and my best friend, who I’ve know since 3rd grade. This is us back in simpler times, when our only concern was what game to play at lunchtime recess and who was gonna be kingcaller during “eeny-meeny-miney-mo“. We’ve had our minor issues over the years, the little shit ALL friends go through, but, through it all, we have managed to stay best friends to this very day. What’s our big secret to a long lasting friendship, you ask? How have we kept the spark in our relationship burning bright for 13 long wonderful years?

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From the moment I joined Twitter back at the end of ’08 till this very moment I have been asking myself what exactly the point of Twitter is. That question alone has caused me to take month long hiatuses from it and disable my account twice, but I always came back eventually, even with no true answer in sight. The part of me that wants to justify me using it likes to think it’s a place where people can communicate and share 140 character pieces of themselves… but who the fuck am I fooling? Twitter is full of two types of people that I cannot stand: the self righteous and the utterly ridiculous. Sadly, with my continued use, I find that I fit right into that self righteous category the more I tweet, but I think for me, as with most people on Twitter, it is symptomatic of the sense of self importance that causes anyone to use a site like Twitter in the first place.

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Does anyone else feel personally offended everytime an Everest College commercial comes on while you’re tryna find out whether Clarence or his brother Tyquan are the daddy of Dejanay’s 3 month old twins on Maury? The Everest dude stays poppin’ up on my TV accusing me of being a high school drop out who can’t read good EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch that shit! Is it just assumed that if you enjoy watching ignorant bullshit you’ve gotta be in need of vocational school? I guess it’s not really a bad assumption, as far as assumptions go. I mean, I often wonder why I even watch it. But there is just something about watching these hoes say how they are 5,298% sure Craig is the father, just to be left running to the back crying when Maury’s basically like ‘bitch please’. It just tickles my spirit.

Anywho, this negro here has found a way to convey what Everest is REALLY all about, oh so eloquently. Enjoy! I know I did.