My cold just keeps getting worse. Well I think it’s a cold, but I’m thinking maybe I have pneumonia because this shit is getting ridiculous. My symptoms are really bad coughing fits with nasty phlegm [sexy right?], terrible body aches, sore throat, and fatigue. Someone diagnose me. Any one of my lovely friends in the [...]

Could you please stop calling my phone? Gawsh. (A girl can dream can’t she? Lol)