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11:44 PM, Monday, January 26th, 2009

On swole.

My hair is not being cooperative AT ALL! It is on ridiculous poof mode and I do not have the time or patience to try to tame this shit right now. Moments like this are when thoughts of a nice asymetrical bob dance in my mind, but I’ve got a list of about 47 people who have threatened to take my life if I ever cut my hair. So, in the interest of staying alive, I deal with this bullshit.

Plus I’ve seen too many people chop off all their hair just to end up with a bad weave months later.  Not a good look. Anyway just felt like complaining since I’ve been trying to get it to behave all day today. Guess it’s time to bust out the flat iron, but God I hate that thing. It takes forever and my roots are sweated out before I’m even half way done. The trials and tribulations of a halfbreed. Nobody knows the trouble I seen, nobody knows my pain, Lmao.

9 Responses to “On swole.”

  1. reyrey

    =| ummmm i’d give you hair tips but..
    sorry my dear — mama reyrey don’t know what to do with the situation that you are in.. lmao…

    you make me worry about my future daughter(s)hair =|
    *pulls hair*

  2. Lorenzo

    Lol @ nobody knows the trouble i’ve seen ahaha. Goofy, bushy haired messican.

  3. Neek

    Lmao Mama Rey, I pray yo kids don’t end up with this thick foolishness on their heads.

    & Lorenzo, grow some facial hair before you talk to me, lmao.

  4. tina

    That shit is THEE worst, bein’ under that hot ass bathroom
    light and sweatin’ your shit out by the time you get to the
    crown…

    I put the A/C on blast and prop the floor fan up into the bathroom…
    (on serious tilt)

    The fan also helps to blow the smoke that comes from the product
    + flat iron away from my face and eyes.

    How I look gettin’ high off of some Ion products???

    You stupid.

  5. Neek

    Tina, you sho’ll is smart. I’ve never tried a fan before, our AC stays on, that’s probably why I’m sick right now.

  6. tina

    Is the A/C on now? Close your damn vents if you don’t wanna
    inconvenience the rest of the household!

    What am I gonna do with you???

  7. Neek

    The AC is off right now, I’m the only one home. I’m really not tryna die from no punk ass pneumonia. When I go I’m going out with a bang. How corny is death by pneumonia? Then everybody thinks you had AIDs.

  8. Lorenzo

    I’m so mad theres a science to this, y’all getting mad technical.

    And why you gotta diss my lack of facial hair? I mean damn, its not like im not trying :(
    I already sound like a baby, i hate looking like one too, fucker.

  9. Aubree

    Neeka…smh. Now that my perm is growing out..I’m starting to go through the same shit. Lol. I flatironed my hair like..Sunday. And it was fucked up already by mondy. :( I’m bout ready to hack off my hair and buy som 18 inch weave. :|

    And why didn’t I know my hair was so bushy before now? This shit is not cute. Lmao. You should have seen how I had to tame it into a ponytail after having sex. smh. That shit ain’t no joke.

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