Me and Tina were in deep conversation when the topic of horribly cruel names came up:

Tinaaaa: Lemonjello?!
Neek: Luh-MON-Juh-Lo
Neek: Lemonjello
Neek: It’s a tragedy on all counts
Neek: OH! And I almost forgot La-a, pronounced LaDASHa. On my mama, that’s her name.
Tinaaaa: stop. lying.
Neek: i swear fo God
Neek: driver’s license and all
Tinaaaa: i gotta tell somebody that know somebody
Tinaaaa: thats too funny to keep to myself
Neek: tell the world
Neek: i can’t believe i never told you, because that was the joke for a MINUTE
Neek: I was /er and my best friend was : owell

Now I know my name is not the most all-American of them all, as a matter of fact, it’s pretty damn ghetto. But some shit is just wrong. It should never fucking happen. And to La-a & Lemonjello I am so sorry, it is not your fault, your mama did you a disservice. She should have her uterus revoked.