Do I have “dumb bitch” written on my forehead? [insert all your forehead jokes here, and hear my resounding FUCK YOU! lol] Seriously, someone thinks I am stupid. And I mean, he has good reason. I’m the one who made the choice to pretend I didn’t see obvious shit, but I’m so through with that. [...]

Ok, call me a punk bitch, but this shit made me cry. It makes me wanna bust out my old Barbies and let them know I still got love. Even though I melted their hair trying to give them shirley temple curls and I used sharpies to give them tattoos, it was all out of [...]

Aubree: jabari and i and my brother are going to dinner. Aubree: ;D Neek: awww Aubree: red lobster and shit. ^_^ Neek: CHEDDAR BISCUITS! Aubree: word. Aubree: i’m about to be black and take an empty plastic bag. Aubree: lmao. Neek: you know, they will let you take some home Neek: they give you a [...]

My play-niece (and don’t even act like you ain’t got one) and her mama stopped by today and I milked her for all the love and entertainment I could get out of her little 2 year old self. neekluhdakids.mp3

When is somebody gonna just tell this nigga to stop?! Seriously. T-Pain got every nigga thinkin’ AutoTune can magically make you a singer. He had to be high when he recorded this, and whoever sat there and pressed record, engineered, and mixed this shit down without telling him how horrible it was is just wrong. [...]