Aubree: jabari and i and my brother are going to dinner.
Aubree: ;D
Neek: awww
Aubree: red lobster and shit. ^_^
Neek: CHEDDAR BISCUITS!
Aubree: word.
Aubree: i’m about to be black and take an empty plastic bag.
Aubree: lmao.
Neek: you know, they will let you take some home
Neek: they give you a bag to reheat them in and everything
Neek: ghetto ass
Aubree: really? ._.
Aubree: LMAO.
Aubree: shut up.
Neek: stealing when you don’t have to

Black people, we’ve got to do better. I bet she goes into the grocery store and grabs the free Apartment & Job listings and runs out because she thinks shes stealing. Lmao Poor misguided Aubreezy.

But apparently, she gets it from her mama:

Aubree: lmao. :c my mama taught me wrong.
Aubree: i remember her doing that shit when i was younger.
Aubree: she also picks up the mint bowls and dumps them in her purse.
Aubree: lmao.
Neek: dead
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: she stay stealing straws and ketchup from fast food restaurants too.
Aubree: once i was like: mom..we’re out of ketchup.
Aubree: she was like: okay..we’ll go to burger king and get some tomorrow.
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: really though?
Aubree: XD
Neek: lmaooooo
Neek: blog time
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: wait..nothing beats the time we were in walmart..
Aubree: and i was like: mom..i’m hungry.
Aubree: she was like: let’s go to the produce aisle and get some grapes.
Aubree: lmfao.
Neek: dead