I have A LOT of projects in the works, so my personal blog has been being neglected, but I will show it the attention it needs and deserves soon enough. Until then, love yuhs!
Neek

…the only reason you ever call me is because you want something. Nigga I ain’t the National Bank of Neek or the Walmart.
…you wanna call just to breathe heavy on the phone then hang up. That’s so 4th grade (remember Kiesha? lol).
…we haven’t talked in over 6 months and you know why.
…we haven’t talked in [...]

Where were her people? Where was her mama? Where was somebody to let her know that it’s just not OK?! Ok, so, I mean she’s named after a brand of lotion so I always kinda figured she was ghetto, but did she really have to cabbage patch everytime her phone rang? Really?? I’m so dead [...]

Two of my favorite restaurants in one weekend?! Somebody really must love me.
If you know me, you know that I live for the Olive Garden. And if you know me even a little better, you know I will stab a ho over a Red Lobster cheddar biscuit. I don’t really appreciate Red Lobster’s entrees so much,  but [...]