Does anyone else feel personally offended everytime an Everest College commercial comes on while you’re tryna find out whether Clarence or his brother Tyquan are the daddy of Dejanay’s 3 month old twins on Maury? The Everest dude stays poppin’ up on my TV accusing me of being a high school drop out who can’t read good EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch that shit! Is it just assumed that if you enjoy watching ignorant bullshit you’ve gotta be in need of vocational school? I guess it’s not really a bad assumption, as far as assumptions go. I mean, I often wonder why I even watch it. But there is just something about watching these hoes say how they are 5,298% sure Craig is the father, just to be left running to the back crying when Maury’s basically like ‘bitch please’. It just tickles my spirit.

Anywho, this negro here has found a way to convey what Everest is REALLY all about, oh so eloquently. Enjoy! I know I did.