“I love hair. I have pounds and pounds in my house.” I have two words for this: Huh-Larious.

Where were her people? Where was her mama? Where was somebody to let her know that it’s just not OK?! Ok, so, I mean she’s named after a brand of lotion so I always kinda figured she was ghetto, but did she really have to cabbage patch everytime her phone rang? Really?? I’m so dead [...]

Ok, call me a punk bitch, but this shit made me cry. It makes me wanna bust out my old Barbies and let them know I still got love. Even though I melted their hair trying to give them shirley temple curls and I used sharpies to give them tattoos, it was all out of [...]

“Roaches are sneaky! Even when they’re dead they’re sneaky!” Timaya on YouTube is my guilty pleasure.

-dead- I just risked my left lung for this shit. Eddie Murphy used to be the man, red leather suit and all.