When is somebody gonna just tell this nigga to stop?! Seriously. T-Pain got every nigga thinkin’ AutoTune can magically make you a singer. He had to be high when he recorded this, and whoever sat there and pressed record, engineered, and mixed this shit down without telling him how horrible it was is just wrong. [...]

Me and Tina were in deep conversation when the topic of horribly cruel names came up: Tinaaaa: Lemonjello?! Neek: Luh-MON-Juh-Lo Neek: Lemonjello Neek: It’s a tragedy on all counts Neek: OH! And I almost forgot La-a, pronounced LaDASHa. On my mama, that’s her name. Tinaaaa: stop. lying. Neek: i swear fo God Neek: driver’s license and all Tinaaaa: [...]

Tina ruined the most emotional scene in one of my favorite movies a while back, talm’ bout Antwone Fisher’s mama looks like Anthony Hamilton. I watch this movie like once a week, and everytime now, on the part when I’m supposed to start crying, this is what I imagine: This is why I hate her. [...]