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Why Wayne?!

Neek — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:56:12 +0000

When is somebody gonna just tell this nigga to stop?! Seriously.

T-Pain got every nigga thinkin’ AutoTune can magically make you a singer. He had to be high when he recorded this, and whoever sat there and pressed record, engineered, and mixed this shit down without telling him how horrible it was is just wrong. If somebody told you this is hot, that is not your friend Wayne. Do not be fooled. You know he had some groupie ho in the studio that day cheering his ass on as he squealed thru this bullshit.
Just tragic.

And that fucking falsetto at the end killed my spirit. I am done for today.

Your mama is dead ass wrong.

Neek — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:05:07 +0000

Me and Tina were in deep conversation when the topic of horribly cruel names came up:

Tinaaaa: Lemonjello?!
Neek: Luh-MON-Juh-Lo
Neek: Lemonjello
Neek: It’s a tragedy on all counts
Neek: OH! And I almost forgot La-a, pronounced LaDASHa. On my mama, that’s her name.
Tinaaaa: stop. lying.
Neek: i swear fo God
Neek: driver’s license and all
Tinaaaa: i gotta tell somebody that know somebody
Tinaaaa: thats too funny to keep to myself
Neek: tell the world
Neek: i can’t believe i never told you, because that was the joke for a MINUTE
Neek: I was /er and my best friend was : owell

Now I know my name is not the most all-American of them all, as a matter of fact, it’s pretty damn ghetto. But some shit is just wrong. It should never fucking happen. And to La-a & Lemonjello I am so sorry, it is not your fault, your mama did you a disservice. She should have her uterus revoked.

Why I hate Tina.

Neek — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:22:33 +0000

Tina ruined the most emotional scene in one of my favorite movies a while back, talm’ bout Antwone Fisher’s mama looks like Anthony Hamilton. I watch this movie like once a week, and everytime now, on the part when I’m supposed to start crying, this is what I imagine:

This is why I hate her. IHATEHUH!

UPDATE
I woke up this afternoon to find this in my Yahoo offline message:

Tinaaaa (1/24/2009 9:33:43 AM): the woman who played antwone’s mama was on oprah, Friday…. she’s actually a pretty woman lmao… when she aint all cracked out or bein disrespected by some man…

This is the shit I be talkin about! She just won’t stop.