I have A LOT of projects in the works, so my personal blog has been being neglected, but I will show it the attention it needs and deserves soon enough. Until then, love yuhs!

Neek

…the only reason you ever call me is because you want something. Nigga I ain’t the National Bank of Neek or the Walmart.
…you wanna call just to breathe heavy on the phone then hang up. That’s so 4th grade (remember Kiesha? lol).
…we haven’t talked in over 6 months and you know why.
…we haven’t talked in over 6 months and you don’t know why.
…you got it out of your man’s phone and you just wanted to see who I am.
…you have no goals, motivation, or dreams. I only need people who are trying to make progress in my life.
…you plan on giving it to every and anyone who asks for it. If someone is coming to you for my number, chances are they are the reason it changed, because I keep all the important people up to date.
…you’re tryna call me just to get your rocks off at 3am because you “like my voice”. Nigga bye. You got the wrong one. I coulda had a V-8.

I keep getting the most unnecessary and irrelevant phone calls. Please get a clue, and if any of these apply to you [andre 3000] you know what to doooooo! [/andre 3000]

Where were her people? Where was her mama? Where was somebody to let her know that it’s just not OK?! Ok, so, I mean she’s named after a brand of lotion so I always kinda figured she was ghetto, but did she really have to cabbage patch everytime her phone rang? Really?? I’m so dead inside.

Two of my favorite restaurants in one weekend?! Somebody really must love me.

If you know me, you know that I live for the Olive Garden. And if you know me even a little better, you know I will stab a ho over a Red Lobster cheddar biscuit. I don’t really appreciate Red Lobster’s entrees so much,  but them biscuits are sent straight from heaven’s biscuit bakery just to soothe my soul. It’s deep.

So when I woke up to a text message from Mr. Big saying we should go to Red Lobster tonight, you already know I seconded that emotion. This is after he’d already taken me to the Olive Garden last night. He’s workin hard for a promotion, and I am not about to stop him.

So when I gain about 20lbs, you’ll know its because this negro was tryna trap me, and I didn’t stop him. I’m really gonna have to increase my exercise, messing with men who like food just as much as me.

Still no internet in this piece, well atleast not on my laptop, and I refuse to use this slow ass machine to complete my updates. Thats what I won’t do. Turns out, after getting a new router, the modem is the problem. Go figure.

Well anywho, loves yous guys, oh and before I forget, go check out my homeskillet Lyriciss on his blog at Lyriciss-DMV.com. I completed the new design, and it’s pretty spiffy if I do say so myself. And make sure you check out his new mixtape, “The Day Job“. It goes hard.

Ta-ta for now,
Neek

Wi-fi is not working so I can’t do the updates I planned. New router coming today because I feel stagnant.