Ok, call me a punk bitch, but this shit made me cry. It makes me wanna bust out my old Barbies and let them know I still got love. Even though I melted their hair trying to give them shirley temple curls and I used sharpies to give them tattoos, it was all out of love. Today is just an emotional day.

Aubree: jabari and i and my brother are going to dinner.
Aubree: ;D
Neek: awww
Aubree: red lobster and shit. ^_^
Neek: CHEDDAR BISCUITS!
Aubree: word.
Aubree: i’m about to be black and take an empty plastic bag.
Aubree: lmao.
Neek: you know, they will let you take some home
Neek: they give you a bag to reheat them in and everything
Neek: ghetto ass
Aubree: really? ._.
Aubree: LMAO.
Aubree: shut up.
Neek: stealing when you don’t have to

Black people, we’ve got to do better. I bet she goes into the grocery store and grabs the free Apartment & Job listings and runs out because she thinks shes stealing. Lmao Poor misguided Aubreezy.

But apparently, she gets it from her mama:

Aubree: lmao. :c my mama taught me wrong.
Aubree: i remember her doing that shit when i was younger.
Aubree: she also picks up the mint bowls and dumps them in her purse.
Aubree: lmao.
Neek: dead
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: she stay stealing straws and ketchup from fast food restaurants too.
Aubree: once i was like: mom..we’re out of ketchup.
Aubree: she was like: okay..we’ll go to burger king and get some tomorrow.
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: really though?
Aubree: XD
Neek: lmaooooo
Neek: blog time
Aubree: lmfao.
Aubree: wait..nothing beats the time we were in walmart..
Aubree: and i was like: mom..i’m hungry.
Aubree: she was like: let’s go to the produce aisle and get some grapes.
Aubree: lmfao.
Neek: dead

My play-niece (and don’t even act like you ain’t got one) and her mama stopped by today and I milked her for all the love and entertainment I could get out of her little 2 year old self.

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When is somebody gonna just tell this nigga to stop?! Seriously.

T-Pain got every nigga thinkin’ AutoTune can magically make you a singer. He had to be high when he recorded this, and whoever sat there and pressed record, engineered, and mixed this shit down without telling him how horrible it was is just wrong. If somebody told you this is hot, that is not your friend Wayne.  Do not be fooled. You know he had some groupie ho in the studio that day cheering his ass on as he squealed thru this bullshit.
Just tragic.

And that fucking falsetto at the end killed my spirit. I am done for today.